dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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