I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you would pick up someone in the library
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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