i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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