He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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