you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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