But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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