Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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