Just cropdusted the office
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
last night I used snow as a chaser
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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