I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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