I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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