I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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