we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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