At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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