You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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