girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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