Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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