The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We have so much sex to catch up on
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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