Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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