nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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