Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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