I must be too annoying 4 u.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
