Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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