so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I've blown a few things in my day
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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