just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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