I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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