We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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