Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.