also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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