well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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