I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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