I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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