Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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