Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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