You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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