I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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