these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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