She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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