There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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