I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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