i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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