: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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