does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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