omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he thought i was a dude.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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