Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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