Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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