This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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