"it" just moved
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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