biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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