He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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