it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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