It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
it glows. i had to have it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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