i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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