I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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