yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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