Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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