I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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