I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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