As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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