What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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